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If your heart stopped
the first time you ever saw a string bikini, then you’d better make sure
there is a paramedic around the first time you see a micro bikini.
Beaches across America are, at first glance, looking like nude beaches.
It usually takes a few seconds to realize that a girl wearing a micro
bikini actually is wearing something.
The micro
bikini began life in Brazil, tied loosely to the bronze goddesses of
that country. In fact, Brazilian beauties have been causing massive
cases of male eyeballs jutting exploding out of sockets like characters
in a Tex Avery cartoon for years. The girls have made almost a job of
frolicking on the beach in bikinis you can fit inside a standard
envelope. And while less than modest swimwear has not exactly been
unknown to appear on American beaches from Honolulu to Myrtle Beach, it
have been in just the past few years that the hyper-immodest micro
bikini has been creating some Tex Avery-like visual effects among men on
beaches in the US of A.
The micro
bikini first made its appearances on American beaches during the yearly
bacchanalia more popularly known as Spring Break. Why did they first
breathe life during this period of anything goes fun for America’s
future businessmen, politicians, and McDonald’s managers? Perhaps it
is because the micro bikinis barely even cover up the good parts. You
will find that micro bikinis are technically available in several sizes,
but even the most incredibly modest of them are something that most
women without the body of a Playmate would have to be talked into
wearing. Put it this way, micro bikinis are all, regardless of size,
pretty much nothing more than geometric shapes of material connected by
strings. Indeed, the most daring of micro bikinis are far more string
and far less material.
These
fabulously sexy, yet admittedly daring bikinis may have been initially
brought to the consciousness of America by young, nubile, bouncy college
girls enjoying spring break, but it has been the web sites devoted to
selling them via high quality images that have made them a bona fide
must-have. In fact, if you enter the phrase “micro bikini” into a
search engine you will be awash in a tsunami of internet sites devoted
to them. At first you may even think you’ve hit a pornography site,
but in fact, these girls are technically wearing clothes. Here is where
you can purchase a micro bikini, which is a good thing since many stores
won’t carry them. Of course, many sites selling micro bikinis are also
a point of interest for men who are, shall we say, just browsing. After
all, most do contain a plethora of pictures of models showing off just
how close to being actually nude a girl is when wearing one of these
daring swimsuits.
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Which brings up a
real problem, no matter how ridiculous it may seem to you, especially if
you are European. Whether you wear the largest or smallest size micro
bikini available, you should always think twice before wearing it to a
public place, whether the beach or a hotel pool. In certain American
towns, and we’re not just talking in the south, a woman can actually be
either arrested or fined for wearing a micro bikini. Some cities will
tag you with public indecency or indecent exposure depending on how much
bikini area skin your bikini exposes.
Naturally, that
very exhibitionistic danger is also the key point of desire for many
potential purchasers. Let’s face it, any girl willing to wear one of
these micro bikinis in public has some level of exhibitionistic tendency
even if she wouldn’t be willing to parade naked down the middle of the
Mall of America. So if you are of that certain type who has the
chutzpah to wear a micro bikini, then forget about the catwalk: strut on
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